Ithaca, N.Y. — In what may go down as one of the worst opening offers in negotiating history, an Ithaca College student proposed giving the contents of her refrigerator to the school if it canceled classes on Monday.

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The student Tweeted the bid, to the delight of her friends on social media, late Sunday night:

To be fair, Kelly appears to have thrown in some other amenities into the deal — eggs, a can of seltzer, three Chobani Yogurt containers. And she did, politely, add “Tyvm” (Thank you very much).

Somehow, though, we’re not optimistic IC is going to take the deal. She couldn’t have at least added a “Bomber Sub” as a sweetener?

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Jeff Stein

Jeff Stein is the founder and former editor of the Ithaca Voice.