Ithaca, N.Y. — Eating brown rice. Hugging trees. Shaving only below the knee.

Ithaca native Simone Bruyere-Fraser highlights her unique cred from the streets of “I-town” in her rap video, “Street Vitae.”

In the video, Bruyere-Fraser pokes fun at growing up in the “most enlightened place in the entire USA,” from eating tofu to conforming to the strict recycling culture.

Watch Bruyere-Fraser’s performance of her “hardship resume” below: